Real Chance of Love, Episode 3

This episode begins with Blonde Balla calling one of her friends on the phone and complaining about all the drama in the house. (What exactly was she expecting?) She whines and complains and acts all dramatic for a few minutes, while complaining about the whining and dramatic tendencies of her fellow housemates.

After this, the girls are given some underwear looking things that are sweatshirt gray to give the illusion of workout clothes. Real and Chance announce they are going to release a new single, and for this single of course, they need a music video. So they bring in a professional exotic dancer, i mean, 'choreographer,' to teach them some classic rap video moves.

After which the girls are divided into two teams, and whoever comes up with the 'best' (raunchiest) dance wins dates with the ever so desirable Real and Chance.

Since this is my last blog about this show, I would like to take this opportunity to mention that Real kind of looks like a mexican Cher with that long nasty hair.

Real Chance of Love, Episode 2

This episode is pretty calm compared to the last one, catfight wise. The girls have a challenge, which is to pretend to be a door to door saleswoman, whose product is themselves. The object was to try and describe their highlights to Real and Chance. The girls who won this challenge were Spanish Fly, Blonde Balla, Sassy, Junk, and Pochahontas, and you really don't know how much I felt my IQ go down just typing that.

Anyway, these fine ladies won an date, which was set up as a prom. The ladies who won got the priveledge of wearing dresses that made them kind of look like hookers, while the ladies that lost were stuck with body-covering retro style 80's dresses. The only reason these ladies even agreed to wearing the no-skin-baring attire was because they thought they too were going to Real and Chance's prom. But sadly, they were stuck back at the house, partying by themselves.

At the end of this episode, Real and Chance both decided that an awkward white girl nicknamed Wiggly was the one to be eliminated, while the 15 other girls went on to try and win they're semi-famous hearts.

Real Chance of Love, Episode 1

This episode is the begining of the series 'Real Chance of Love,' which stars 'Real' and 'Chance' who are brothers, and also two previous contestants on the reality dating show, 'I Love New York.' Sadly, they both lost, but are still searching for someone to get with, and this is the secnd season of them trying to do so.

In this episode the two meet all their possible love interests, around 20-ish fame seeking young women. Throughout the episode, they are trying to get to know them all better before making the first elimination.

Two very classy girls, whose nicknames are Vegas and Show Me, get into a catfight. Show me was a radioactive obsessive tanner, who had a weird orange glow about her, and Vegas was, well. From Vegas.

Real and Chance, trying to be the respectable men they are, send both the girls home to try and discourage future catfights in the house.

The other girls are safe from elimination because of this, and stay to see another episode.

Ghost Hunters, Fort Delaware

In this episode, the Ghost Hunters go to investigate the largest Civil War prison, a building on a man-made island called Fort Delaware.

This building has been considered haunted because of all the soldiers who died there during the 1800's.

They get there, set up, and begin looking around. Awhile after they're there, they hear a really loud bang, that echoes through the whole building. The bang is so loud, that another team member heard it outside. While reviewing over evidence, the curator of the Fort tells them that it sounds like a cannon going off.

A few other things that happen to them are doors shutting, footsteps, and whispers, but nothing as loud and concrete as the cannon is heard again.

Ghost Hunters, Funhouse?

On this episode of Ghost Hunters, TAPS was told that a New England bar was experiencing weird things, like glasses moving, and faces being seen in mirrors. So the whole Ghost Hunters team drives hours up to this bar, expecting at least some type of paranormal activity, because the owners who called them seemed really, really creeped out.

So they get there, the owners show them around, they set up their equipment, and they're all ready to go. They turn off the lights and start to look around.
After awhile, they hear a noise. At first it sounds like a voice, so they follow it to the where they think it's source is. They track it to the ceiling. Perplexed, they lift up a ceiling tile and discover speakers, which are the source of the noise.

Stunned, they take note of this and keep looking around. All of them are generally nice guys, and just assume this is a mistake, old joke, or one time thing.
They keep looking around, until one team member mentions seeing a face in one of the mirrors. Remembering the speakers, they pull on the mirror, and find it swings open like a door, with a lighted mask behind it, creating the illusion that when you look into it, you see a face.

Throughout the night the Ghost Hunters find several other tricks, in the walls, ceilings, and floors. They end up stopping their search early.
Later when they confront the owner with these tricks, he says 'oh yeah, I forgot to tell you about that.'

So, in conclusion, these guys were basically just a-holes who wanted to trick the Ghost Hunters and make them think they had a really creepy bar.

Ghost Hunters, The Lighthouse

In this episode of Ghost Hunters, the Atlantic Paranormal Society (or TAPS) travels to Maryland to investigate a supposedly haunted lighthouse. They set up camera's and digital recorders all over, and start to look around.

A few hours after they start, one member begins to hear loud bangs coming from the top of the tower, which was also one of the claims of activity. They follow the sound up to a window, where the find out that when the wind is blowing a certain way, it can make the large frame of the window slam shut, which explains the bangs and proves that they're not paranormal.

A little while later, they are walking up the stairs of the lighthouse one of them see a black mass up on the stairs above them. They start to follow it, but it seems like whenever they get close enough to maybe make out what it might be, it shoots farther up the stairs.

Later on, when they review the video evidence they find the black mass they were 'chasing.' It appears as a little black figure, and looks like it leans over the stairs to look down at the camera.

Also, as they listened to the recorded sound evidence, they hear a little girl's scream echo through the lighthouse. This evidence was a little more convincing, since there were no women there at the time.

They present this evidence to the owners, and declare the lighthouse possibly haunted.

c'mon now

Being the slacker that I am, I wasn't planning on making any posts I didn't really have to. But I had nothing better to do right at this moment, and this particular story made me want to punch babies.

So apparently, Michelle Obama decided to take her two girls on a vacation to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon. Arizona, as you probably know, is pretty hot. It's not a place you would want to be stuck wearing the cookie-cutter-Hillary-Clinton frumpy pantsuit in. So like every normal human being, Miss Obama's outfit of choice was a t-shirt and shorts.

Hours after the first picture was taken of her and her daughters walking off Air Force One, rumors floated around that some peeps in Washington were pretty peed off at her choice of attire. Criticism about the first lady's choice to show her bare legs first appeared on MSNBC.com and can pretty much be found on any other news site by now. Michelle was also criticized back during the innaugeration for her sleeveless dress.

Ok. This whole situation pretty much makes fun of itself, so there's not much I really can think of to say, except, Really? I thought we lived in 2009. The shorts in question hit right above her knee, for god's sake. She was in freakin Arizona, where it's like 110 in the shade. What the hell did they expect her to wear?

ok i'm done.